A girl with a life that is not so much a novel as it is a tea-stained pile of notes.
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Norse Poetry 1. Crossdressing solves all your problems. 2. Don't ask for your future. You don't want to know. 3. Don't piss off your wife. She will make your sons into stew and then feed it to you. 4. No deity is actually faithful to their spouse. If they look innocent, they slept with Loki.
Oh ye Gods, give to me what is suitable to me. ~ Apollonius' Prayer